Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If youre havin trouble with your high school head Hes givin you the blues You wanna graduate but not in is bed [...but not in his debt] Heres what you gotta do - Pick up the phone Im always home Call me any time Just ring 36 24 36 hey [36 24 36 8] I lead a life of crime Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart (shes) hes double dealin with your best friend Thats when the teardrops start - fella Pick up the phone Im here alone Or make a social call Come right in Forget about him Well have ourselves a ball Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap If you got a lady and you want her gone But you aint got the guts She keeps naggin at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts - Pick up the phone Leave her alone Its time you made a stand For a fee Im happy to be Your back door man Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap Concrete shoes, cyanide, tnt Done dirt cheap Neckties, contracts, high voltage Done dirt cheap