Respect

[Nikki's grandfather:] hey, everybody! Nikki had his first day of school today! [everybody:] oh, yeah, good nikki that's great. Respect! [NG:] how ya doin Nikki? [Nikki:] well, okay grandpa [everyone:] oh, good he's okay. showin the respect. Respect! [NG:(lights cigarette)] hey, Nikki tell us about your first day of school [N:] School good! We do fingerpainting, [ev:] oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting. Yeah, respect the fingerpaint. Respect the smearing. [NG:] alright, tell us some more Nikki! [N:] we make pla-do, [ev:] oh, you gotta love the pla-do. Respect the pla-do. give full respect to the pla-do. You put it, you roll it around, you show it respect. [NG:] alright, did you smell the pa-do? [N:] pla-do smell good! [ev:] oh, you gotta respect the smell [Sammy:] it's squishy! It's squishy! [old men:] of course it's squishy, he knows it's squishy, it's pla-do. What are you, a moron? Sammy, shut the fuck up! My god, he's an idiot! [NG:] tell grandpa some more [N:] we have cookies and milk too! [ev.:] oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk. [scattered laughter] I respect cookies! Who doesn't respect cookies?! [NG:] did you dunk it in the milk? [N:] I dunk the cookie [ev:] oh, you gotta respect the dunking. yeah. Ya gotta dunk it. Dunking's good. Respect the milk! [N:] I like soggy cookies! [Sammy:] respect the milk! [om:] why, you fuckin moron. You must be an idiot! I just fuckin said that! You idiot! [NG:] what else, nikki? [N:] teacher read us 3 little pigs! [ev:] oh, yeah respect the pigs. respect the bricks. Big respect for the pigs. You respect the pigs, they'll respect you. [S:] don't respect the wolf! [om:] Sammy, jump in front of a fuckin truck! You shut the fuck up sammy! Every single word that comes out of your fuckin mouth is so disrespectful! [NG:] what else, Nikki? [N:] well, I play on the playground, and I swing on the monkey bars... [ev.:] oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man. gotta love thos monkey bars. And show the respect. [N:(throughout chatter)] A boy pushed me off the see-saw. [NG:] Quiet! quiet, everybody! What did you say? [N:] A boy pushed me off the see-saw. [NG:] and what is this boy's name? [N:] his name Donny McMillan [ev: (Slams Fist)] he's fuckin dead! He's a fucking dead man, you hear me? I'll fuckin cut his balls off and feed 'em to his fuckin mother! The kid's dead! This little fuck is dead! [NG:] What else, Nikki? [N:] I kiss a girl on the playground [ev:] oh, respect for the young lover. Show respect, show respect. [Sammy:] gotta respect the condom! [om:] you fuckin moron, what are you talking about a condom you fuckin idiot? he's five fuckin years old! (I'm just sayin!) you fuckin idiot! I'll fuckin put a fuckin condom on your fuckin tombstone! Sammy, you're a moron! [NG:] tell grandpa some more, Nikki [N:] We sing the alphabet song! [ev.:] Oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song. It's a good song! It's a good song, it helps you remember! You gotta respect it! Yeah, you gotta respect it! [NG:] okay, let's hear you sing the song! [S:] learnin- [om:] sammy, shutup! [N:] ok: [Starts singing very off-tone] A, B, C, [om:] oh, respect! D, E, [om:] respect! F, G, [Sammy:] oh, you gotta respect the song! [om:] sammy, shut the fuck up! He's fuckin trying to sing a fuckin song here, you moron! show a little respect! H, I, J, [om:] oh, you gotta show respect. K, L, M, N, O, P, [om:] respect, respect, respect, respect! Oh, they always go together Q, R, [om:] oh, you gotta show the respect S, T, U, V, [om:] oh, respect the v. good letter. W, X, Y, and Z! [om:] oh, respect the completion. You gotta show respect for the kid, he's a smart one! [N:] now I know my abc's- [ev.:] alright, we know the song. Alright, it's getting a little long. Let's move on. [NG:] you do good in the spelling bee? [N:] I can spell, grandpa! [ev:] ah, respect the confidence! The kid can spell! Just like his grandfather his grandfather can spell! [NG:] Okay, I'm gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what I'm spellin okay? [N:] okay grandpa [NG:] okay, nikki? [N:] okay, granpa [NG:] you ready for this? [N:] okay, granpa [NG:] are you ready for this? [N:] alright, grandpa! [NG:] Alright, here we go! [Old man:] R! [OM:] E! [OM:] S! [OM:] P! [S:] S! [om:] what the fuck, s? Sammy what's fuckin wrong with you?!! You fuckin idiot! Where'd you learn to fuckin spell?!... [NG:] alright my little angel, we're gonna spell the word for you again, and you're gonna tell grandpa what we're spellin, alright? Here we go, [N:] Okay! [NG:] and Sammy, you're gonna keep your fuckin trap shut! [S:] consider it done! [OM:] R! [OM:] E! [OM:] S! [OM:] P! [OM:] E! [OM:] C! [OM:] T! [N:] uuuh,.....respect! [ev:] respect! He got it, the kid's got it! He's one of us! He's got it! Respect! [x9] [chant fades]