The Adventures Of The Cow

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] Cow: Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" [Plane sounds] M1: Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it Cow: Moo [Ripcord sounds] Cow: Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] Cow: Moow [Thud] "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" [Cow opening paper bag] Cow: Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] Cow: Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] Cow: Moo [Crowd cheering] Cow: Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" F1: Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you Cow: Moo F1: Uh uh uh, you can't touch that Cow: Moo Bouncer: Keep your hands off the girl Cow: Moo Bouncer: Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave Cow: Moo M2: Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [Tennis ball being hit] Farmer: That was out Cow: Moo Farmer: Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out Cow: Moo Farmer: By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out Cow: Moo Farmer: Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out Cow: Mrr Farmer: You cannot see from that angle Cow: Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" [Phone rings, cow picks it up] Farmer: Hello may I speak to the cow Cow: Moo Farmer: Hi, I'm a famous actor Cow: Moo Farmer: Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me Cow: Moo Farmer: Why don't I make reservations? Cow: Moo Farmer: And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle Cow: Mrr Farmer: Take that fatty Cow: Mrr [Slams down phone] "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" [Car sounds] Farmer: Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] Farmer: Oooh Cow: Mooooooooooooo