In The Sickness Of The Sea

I was out with my boat one day Searching for tropical fish to slay All of a sudden I saw something sick So I had to hold tight around my dick A zombie throwing Schoolgirls to the shore An African albino Who turned into a whore A 90-year old lady with a giant beard I turned my boat around cause it was too weird I tried to get away but something Called my name I knew I had to stay in the sickness Of the sea At the other side I saw a boy with two cunts A four-eyed fox Drowning James Blunt A horny pirate inhaling his anal gas I had to play saxophone with my ass Is this place for real? I haven't even met a seal My buttocks are shaped like a dome This sick place feels like home