Leprosy On Jeopardy

I'm so smart i know it's true I am the lord of quiz And trivial pursuit I crushed the other competitors In the final of jeopardy I won a lot of money But died from leprosy In the first round I lost an eye In the second I lost a thigh It was very hard to stand, To hear and to see A million people Could see my brutal death on TV Leprosy on jeopardy In the end of the show I looked like a corpse But nothing could stop me On my way to victory The final question was said By my off-fallen head I became the master of jeopardy But dead Every channel on TV Was talking about me I was the head news on BBC People were in shock, They couldn't believe That their kids wanted to be A star on jeopardy Every kid in town wants to be like me Don't wanna be a clown They want to die from leprosy Die!